You see, last night Brielle beat the sh*t outta me!
Here's what (I think!) happened. I was goofing around with Raya on the couch...we were just talking and being goofy. A couple times I pretended we were sleeping, etc. So in general they were both pretty hyper.
Well when I was focused on Raya, suddenly out of no where, I get POUNDED in the mouth with a freaking DRUM! Brielle had a toy drum and I think she was just getting hyper and trying to be goofy, but for whatever reason she smacked me with it right on my lip! My lip immediately started swelling and I couldn't tell if I bit all the way through my lip or what (we later decided I had bit the inside of my lip, but the gash on top is just where it split open from the sheer force with which she hit me!).
Anyways, I will admit I started crying---it hurt SO BAD! And it royally pissed me off because then the girls started *laughing* at me...they thought I was still playing and being goofy! Ugh. Then when they realized I was really hurt *they* started crying LOL. So I'm trying to give them suckers to keep them quiet until Lee gets home from work so that I can ice my lip :-P It was just a hot mess!
....and as if that wasn't bad enough, Brielle then starting pointing at my lip saying "ewwww, yucky!" ....ya think kid?! Thanks to you I get to now walk around and have everyone stare at me like I'm either a) a battered woman or b) infected with some horrible disease of the lip ;-)
This morning when I woke up I found that things had gotten even better---because now I have bruising, which adds to the beauty of the whole thing.
And it's all thanks to this little thing!
Thankfully it's not quite as painful today. Although I still do look a hot mess, and when Harper showed up today she told me I looked like a dragon--- a DRAGON. That didn't make me self conscious at all heading to preschool drop off :-P
'Tis the life....is it Friday yet?!